We should have known.
We would like to apologise to Dirty Tackle for not being aware of their running ‘holding his face gag’ (we can’t read all the blogs in the world, you know!), as well as apologising profusely to both our readers for such a serious error of judgement regarding the Mail.
To make it up to you, here’s the famous Daily Mail headline generator, which is always good for a laugh.
It won’t happen again, we promise. Please don’t leave us. We can change.