Sunday, February 5, 2012

England played FIFA’s game and lost

Posted by Hogger On December - 7 - 2010 1 COMMENT

Since the 2018 World Cup was awarded to Russia, England have been up in arms.  There’s been dismay at defeat, followed by renewed accusations of corruption, and even rumours of a breakaway organisation to overthrow football’s world governing body.

One can only wonder: if England had triumphed in this competition, if Prince William had poured Jack Warner enough cups of tea, or David Beckham had given Michel Platini enough sensual back-rubs, would we still be calling for FIFA to be brought to justice?

I don’t believe for a minute that the English bidding team were naive enough not to understand how the committee votes were won and lost.  If they were, all they needed to do was watch Panorama on the Monday night to understand the kind of corruption they were dealing with.  I’m not one to say ‘once a crook, always a crook’, but Jack Warner is a convicted ticket tout.  Fact.  And he’s not the only FIFA delegate with a rubber-stamped, official black mark against his name.

The one foreign vote England did win, that of Issa Hayatou, was from a man in the line of Panorama’s fire.  And how did that come about?  Because the FA promised to back him in his bid to take over from Sepp Blatter.

England may not have followed Russia and Quatar’s alleged lead by offering cash for votes.  But equally it’s not as if they launched their bid on its technical facets alone.  They committed to friendlies all over the world in a bid to win global favour.  These would have brought revenue, as would their ‘Football United’ policy.  Whilst there’s no suggestion they were attempting to line the pockets of individuals, the message was simple: vote for us, and your federation will benefit financially.

As soon as there was the slightest sniff of corruption, England’s bid should have been withdrawn.  Now, having lost, legitimate accusations sound like nothing more than sour grapes.  By participating in a charade of a system we have lost the moral high-ground.

Our presence among the bidders endorsed what we already knew to be a flawed, corrupt process.  Like Eurovision, with more old men in suits.  To point fingers at men we were so keen to woo just a matter of days ago is hypocritical in the extreme.

Still, it’s not all doom and gloom.  It is better to be a nation with a honest and free-spoken press than to host a World Cup.  It’s right that the truth was told – it’s just a shame that ethics of the bid committee only became an issue once we were defeated.

DATELINE: December 2019

Breaking news: There was shock and outrage today as it was announced that the 2030 World Cup is to be held in outer space.

After a series of bids and presentations FIFA executives voted to hold the tournament on oil rich Mars which was colonised just 8 months ago. As yet there isn’t a single football stadium on the Dubai/Texas owned planet but architects drawings and some sincere sounding promises from men in robes and cowboy hats were enough to convince Sepp Blatter and his henchmen.

FIFA say fans will love the atmosphere

FIFA say fans will love the atmosphere

“This is a momentous day for the sport”, said Blatter, rolling around a gilded bed, gently fingering one of the four naked women provided to him by the Mars delegation. “For years we’ve dreamed of taking football to another planet and finally it’s happened”.

FIFA have rejected claims from the unsuccessful countries that the World Cup will be inaccessbile to fans saying that they have personally developed a safe method of interplanetary travel and packages would be available from all FIFA approved travel agents.

“WTF?!”, twittered England’s bid ambassador Rio Ferdinand, “Sum 1 needs 2 bitch slap Blatter”, while King David and Queen Victoria were said to be ‘not amused’ by the decision.

However, one leading sports analyst said that such a move was inevitable. Peregrine Groves, of Groves, Caesar and Woodcock, said”Look, the minute they started doing stupid stuff like having tennis matches on the top of skyscrapers we were moving into this kind of territory. And the Qatar decision only aided this. If you can have a World Cup in a desert then Mars is not really such a stretch. At least you can have a beer on the red planet”.

FIFA has long been dogged with accusations of corruption and lack of transparency. The decision to retrospectively award the 1966 World Cup to Germany after technology proved that Geoff Hurst’s shot didn’t cross the line caused great controversy in 2017 while debate still rages as to why video replays still can’t be used when it is clear Platini’s ‘One ref per player’ scheme has caused more harm than good.

Frank Lampard’s goal was just the latest incident which has sparked the debate about the use of video technology in football. FIFA and Sepp Blatter’s approach has been, up to now, completely intransigent.

Late last year he said:

Please do not insist on the technology, the day that the referee takes 2 captains aside to study monitors and see if something is inside the box or outside is the day the spectators will say no, we are not coming to the game.

Which is nonsense, I think we can all agree. Now though, Blatter is under huge pressure with Guus Hiddink suggesting the FIFA President should embrace technology which will prevent clear errors from happening or resign. From one of the world’s most respected coaches that’s damning in the extreme and may go some way to explaining why, this very morning, Blatter says a ‘new approach’ is needed.

It remains to be seen whether he’s simply paying lip service to issue, a soundbite which will stop the criticism until he can brush the issue under the carpet again. However, for those of us who want to see football move into the 21st century it’s a small positive. But what about those who view the use of technology as a bad thing?

To give an alternative view M. Saketh writes about the difficulties of implementing video technology:

In an ideal world, technology would instantly make all the decisions in a football match, without error and without interrupting the flow of the game. But the reality is a lot different. Amidst all this clamour for ‘technology’, there have not been many who have commented on all the consequences of any current-day technological solution.

Blatter Platini

Blatter and Platini are afraid of technology

The major glaring mistakes that referees/assistant referees(linesmen) make are related to a) whether the ball has crossed the goal line or not, b) offside calls and c) diving,  playacting etc.

Video replays are the immediate and only viable response to b) and c). There is no available video technology that can instantly give a verdict without stopping the flow of the sport. So, unless you want to see a endless repetition of video replays as every decision of the referee is questioned, there have to be a fixed number of ‘challenges’ per team. After the nitty-gritties about challenges are worked out, one has to look at the disadvantages of using such a system – the most important being the interruptions to the game.

Because teams are going to use their challenges irrespective of whether there are blatant wrong calls, you know : just in case. And many many goals will be contested. And a laboured decision by an external umpire will signal a goal, not the ball smashing into the net. I, for one, am against that. Cricket and tennis have natural breaks built in. Football does not, and ‘killing the flow of the game’ is not just a stupid  excuse made by football administrators, it is a serious issue. It damages the charm of the game.

I am not saying that  blunders should not be removed. Any system that allows Keita to get away with blatant playacting is obviously flawed, and Lampard’s disallowed goal was ridiculous. These are very serious issues too. But there are other ways to take care of it.

Do a post-match video review and let anyone found to be indulging in simulation be slapped with a heavy penalty – like a 5 match ban and a huge fine for example. Then see how many players risk it on the pitch.

As for goal-line decisions and off-sides, extra officials would vastly decrease the number of errors. Does it really matter if a player is mere centimeters offside? Football doesn’t rely on such infinite precision. A referee is allowed to make decisions on how rash tackles are – a purely subjective decision. Officials often differ as to what constitutes a yellow card offence or whether a player has committed enough fouls to warrant a card. Even with the help of video,  it comes down to a subjective decision by a human at the end – and there are bound to be variations between different referees. It surely does not matter if a player is centimeters offside. It is the obvious off-sides that have to be removed, and that can well be done with extra and better officiating. And the goal-line decision like the one involving Lampard’s goal can easily be spotted by an extra official.

Such a system involving extra officials has already been successfully tested by UEFA, and clearly shows that intrusive video replays are unnecessary.

As it stands, there is a pressing need for something to be done to remove the disgusting playacting and terrible officiating blunders. But I am not convinced that video-technology is the definitive solution to the problem as everyone seems to believe. Use extra officials, penalise faking more heavily, do everything you can to minimize human error and to remove major blunders.

FIFA, of course, always get it wrong. Their decision to rule out video-technology forever and not trialling any new advances is plain stupid. And saying that using technology  for goal-line decisions would lead to technology used everywhere  for all kinds of decisions is plain ridiculous. FIFA is a mind-numbingly dumb organization, but …

Let us not hastily come to the conclusion that technology is the perfect answer, even though the fact that FIFA does not support it is a very strong argument for it’s use.

So, would video technology damage the game? Can we accept ‘time outs’ in football the way they’re used in other sports? If we do introduce it to what extent should it it be used? For goal line incidents like Lampard’s or, for example, Thierry Henry’s handball?

How do officials and administrators decide when an incident should be referred to a video official? I think the majority of people accept that we have to use the technology available to us in some way, the main issue is how.

Your thoughts?

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