Merry Christmas one and all. Or some other more agnostic but equally suitable festive greeting.
Christmas, as consumer culture and countless Coca-Cola ads have told us, is about Hope. There are millions of you out there, hoping. Hoping your Santa offers more than Cruz. Hoping Hoping your Rudolph is more reliable than Douala. Hoping your Turkey is as well stuffed as the national team were in their 3-0 defeat to Germany in October.
I hope your wishes all come true. My wish is that we get the Premier League back, asap. The snow is lovely and festive, but frankly, I’ve seen enough.
Have a good one, folks!