Barcelona midfielder, Xavi Hernandez, is getting quite a reputation. Not for his sublime passing or the way he controls midfield for both his club and country, but for incessant comments about the biological make-up of Arsenal’s Cesc Fabregas.
He appears to be somewhat consumed by DNA. Look at what he’s been saying:
June 2010 – “He’s a footballer made up of Barca DNA. I don’t have any doubt that Cesc would triumph at Barca”
February 2010 – “Cesc is part of Barcelona’s DNA.”
October 2009 – “He is a football player with Barça DNA and he is showing at Arsenal that he is on another level.”
May 2008 – “Cesc Fabregas has Barcelona DNA”
Perhaps Xavi has ambitions to be a scientist or a CSI once his playing career is over but he really needs to focus on other things. It’s just not healthy for a footballer, who should be concentrating on the World Cup, to worry so much about the nucleotides of a fellow professional. A bit like John Terry knocking up Wayne Bridge’s ex, it is a line one should not cross, one of the great unspoken rules of the dressing room. Teddy Sheringham and Andy Cole famously fell out when Sheringham openly mocked the length of Cole’s polymers.
I am quite positive that Xavi has surreptitiously taken samples of Fabregas’s DNA. His constant talking makes that obvious. I can imagine that during one of the Spanish national team get-togethers, Xavi crept into Cesc’s bedroom as he slept and gently swabbed the inside of his mouth. However, it is highly unlikely, despite his enormous wealth, that Xavi has the technology or the know-how to do a full DNA test which would establish Cesc’s genetic make up once and for all.
So the more he talks about Cesc’s DNA the more foolish he makes himself look. He might have patented the two-drag back through pass with the back of the foot (the double heelix) but Xavi is no Watson or Crick.
Not by a long shot.
If he’s such an expert on Cesc’s DNA, why doesn’t he just clone him?
Maybe, despite all his DNA talk, he has learned the valuable lessons that Jurassic Park taught us.
Haha, quality post!
What a player though!
Yep, no doubting his quality on the pitch. Could very much do with shutting up off it.
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he’s a cunt
It’s quite clear that Xavi (good name for a car that…the new Citroen Xavi… except it is so associated with spewing out shit no one would buy it in these eco friendly days) is madly in love with Cesc- maybe something went on in the showers in their time in the youth ranks?
When I was 9 or 10 a Spanish boy came to stay with us for the summer, he was crap at football but any opportunity he had he got his tadger out and played with it. I think Xavi is like this boy. All this DNA talk is because Xavi wants Cesc to make man-love to him. He will then secretly take his semen to a Spanish back street Doctor who will mix it with his own jizz. In 9 months time the first Xavibrigas will be born but…this will only be the beginning. Each summer the man with a name like a crap French car will seek out new targets, luring them with talk about their genetic make up. Be warned he is a semen seeking vampire and this is only the beginning…
I think you might just be on to something there …
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